Touch me 4 What??

The Touch can do:
1. Its a music player
2. Its plays videos
3. Is a Wi-fi media player
4. Is You tube and Myspace ready
5. Plays Movies.
6. Has a selection of all sorts of games- Crash Bandicoot, Yahtzee, Suduko, solitaire etc..
7. Is a GPS navigation system
8. Lists the current weather and plays the weather channel skits
9. Is a recipe book
10. Has Google search
11. Has BLOGGER on it- so you read/edit posts
12. Is a notebook to write whatever you need to jot down.
13. Phone and address book
14. A flashlight/ strobelight
15. Can list airport flight status
16. Can be a Fm radio
17. Displays Google Earth.
18. Shows the local newspaper and lets you read certain sections of it.
19. Shows current stock rates
20. Has celebrity gossip current news
21. Lists local restaurants/ stores/ coffeshops/ and bars and gives you there phone number and address
22. Shows you the gas prices at the local gas stations in your area.
23. Displays current movie theatres, the movies playing, and there ratings.
24. Shows current sport scores and news.
25. Shows your XBOX friends list and when they were last on.
26. Displays Wikipedia.
27. Displays ITV that lists tv shows and local times
28. Has a greeting section to where you can send cards to peoples email accounts.
29. You can play pool and other games with others online.